This list of Shakespeare plays brings together all 38 plays in alphabetical order. Plays It is believed that Shakespeare wrote 38 plays in total between 15.ROMEO: (being dragged away) Julie, I’ll find you one day, even if I’m in a weird school. Random person: You met her for three seconds…īENVOLIO: (appears out of nowhere) True love, folks.ĬAPULET and the janitor in unison: What are you doing?ĬAPULET: (quavering in anger) YOU (points to ROMEO) are transferring to some mental school ! ROMEO: (seizes chance.) So… you’re JULIET? We are on the principal’s side! Juliet can’t kiss him! He hired me to do that! Random person 2: So that’s why she’s at this high school dance!

PARIS: No, no no! Julie’s dad is the Principal! PARIS: WAIT! (he frantically waves his arms) What are you doing?! What’s happening? (Points at ROMEO) That’s my girlfriend.

He mutters to himself.) Whoa … who is she? He sees cliché hearts around JULIET in his mind. I’m not in high school yet, but Daddy said that he’ll let me go ‘cause I’m his special Julie. Hi guys! This is Juliet, but you can call me Julie. PARIS: Me? Her? Isn’t she a little young… (CAPULET looks around, sees a random guy) That nerd over there, PARIS, he looks pretty smart, and he’s the son of the math teacher, so he’ll be on my side against that annoying janitor.ĬAPULET: Paris, I think you are the perfect match for my daughter.

ĬAPULET: Juliet needs a boyfriend to improve those D’s she has. They’re plenty of other girls at the dance tonight. ROMEO: Rosaline, will you go out with me?īENVOLIO: It’s okay, man. Actually bro, I found you a girl.īENVOLIO: Yeah, she’s hot. ROMEO: Hey buddy Ben! (they fist pump) Look at this. ROMEO: Oh no! Are my dad and the principal fighting again? Those two just hate each other.

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